Can anyone write a shorter program?

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Lessee...
Code:
if(poster = tree)
{
	mood = "Prepare to laugh";
	perception = "Skeptical";
}
else
{
	mood = "The usual";
	perception = "Bored as always";
}

System.out.println(mood);
System.out.println(perception);
(Yes, I know, it's Java... but that's what I'm learning right now.)
 
Arden said:
Lessee...
Code:
if(poster == tree)
{
	mood = "Prepare to laugh";
	perception = "Skeptical";
}
else
{
	mood = "The usual";
	perception = "Bored as always";
}

System.out.println(mood);
System.out.println(perception);
(Yes, I know, it's Java... but that's what I'm learning right now.)
 
System.out.println("WWDC2004");
System.out.println("If you are living in San Francisco and you are a student in computerscience then go!");
 
System.out.println("My Appledealer has mailed me a free coupon. Friday I must go to his brandnew shop in the afternoon for the reception. At 21 Amsterdam time the winning coupon will be known. If it will be me I will have an iPod Mini for free.");
 
Hmm... That's a pretty 'normal' thread, I think. I think 'ls' is the shortest so far... Although... That's not really the line of a program. Unless you call a shell script a program, maybe. Hmm...
 
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