Dear Diary

[Arden]

Okay, the purpose of this thread is to create an open letter. Most of the threads in this category are opinions, with very few reviews and no letters I have seen, so we're going to make a letter similar to Trip's song: one sentence at a time. And please try not to talk about anything related to the forum!

Dear Diary,
Today, I had the most wonderful time of my life!

 

[dlloyd]

Gosh, you sound like androo

 

[Arden]

If you're not going to contribute, don't post.

 

[adambyte]

I met the most wonderful girl.

 

[mr. k]

But God is she UGLY!

 

[uoba]

Her personality reminds me of my Gym Teacher...

 

[voice-]

Yet she smells like a thousand roses

 

[bobw]

Now you're making Mac users look like idiots.

 

[Arden]

Who is? Again, if you're not going to contribute, I'd rather you didn't post.

 

[voice-]

Dear Diary
I seem to be having writers' block...

 

[Arden]

It could stem from earlier today, when I accidentally stuck my hand in some wet cement.

 

[greenmonkey32]

the construction workers said it was a bad idea, but did i believe them, nooo

 

[Arden]

So here I am, writing this with my left hand since my right hand has my writer's block stuck on it.

 

[ApeintheShell]

Dear Arden,

i saw sherry's dress and it was p-u

love,

Jamie's Got a Gun

 

[Arden]

Dear Ape,

I'm sorry you don't approve of my fashion designs... to tell the truth, I think they're crap as well.

Love,

Another Brick in the Stall

 

[toast]

Microsoft is keeping a copy of thihs thread somewhere to show the future generations that Mac users didn't think so much different after all.

 

[Arden]

Yeah, they're keeping it on the PC's of everybody who views it in the secret log files that you can't get to by conventional means.

 

[macnewguy]

I hate people.

 

[Arden]

And we hate you too. ::love::

 

[ElDiabloConCaca]

Hate is a powerful word.
So I chipped my hand out of the cement and smacked myself two times.