adambyte
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I'm surprised nobody has started a thread like this already. At elast as far as I know.
With Bush doing a horrible job at being president and all, we might as well get started with a discussion of replacing him, eh? So, I would like to know what your thoughts are on the Democratic side of things. There are quite a few candidates.
http://www.democrats.org/whitehouse/index.html
Here's my take on them (yes, I know, some of the arguments are a little superficial, but even good looks have to be taken in to account in the age of television)...
1. Ambassador Carol Moseley Braun - as ready as I am for a black woman to be president, try telling that to anybody else. Considered a "novelty" candidate, sadly. Next!
2. Reverend Al Sharpton - same here. There's nothing I'd love to see more than a "brotha" (insert dorky white laughing here) in office, but... yeah, alas, he is a "novelty," too. Next!
3. Congressman Dennis Kucinich - a nice guy with good values, alas, he is lacking charisma, something that every good president should have. Next!
4. Senator Joe Lieberman - at first I was like, "hey, Cool! I'll vote Jewish!" However, after looking at Joe's record, one realizes that he is really a republican who has managed to sneak in to the democratic party. Plus, he STILL thinks the war was justified. Psh! NEXT!
5. Senator John Kerry - Lacking charisma, AND voted FOR WAR. Now he's doing back-peddling. Plus, if you want to get superficial, he's just ugly. lol. NEXT!
6. Senator Bob Graham - He gets major points for voting against the war, as well as being in charge of investigating Bush's lying. however, he doesn't seem to have much in the personality department. Dang.
Hmm... We're getting down to the wire, here!
7. Senator John Edwards - Another moderate who was FOR war. Jesus! What, were all these guys under the "dumb" spell of George Bush? NEXT!
8. Congressman Dick Gephardt - A guy with charisma, decent looks, and for the most part, a true Democrat... except for, WHOOPS! Voted for war!
Some of these candidates have back-pedalled, saying they wouldn't have voted for war knowing that Bush was not giving us the truth. However, even if Bush WAS telling the truth, it was still a horrible case for WAR. WHO THE HELL IS CAN WE ELECT THAT STILL HAS BALLS?
Thusly, I give you...
9. Governor HOWARD DEAN, M.D.- Charismatic, decent in the looks department, and against war. This guy is the only democrat with the drive, resources, AND balls to stand up for what he believes in. He is known as a blunt "straight-talker." He was governor of his home state, Vermont (also home to Ben & Jerry, who do lots of charity on the side with their ice cream). First, he was a Doctor of medicine (so this man knows the health care system, and how it can be improved). Then, while governor of Vermont, Not only did the he pay off an inherited $70 million deficit, he worked with lawmakers to build "rainy day" reserves to help the state through any future economic downturn. Plus, he signed a bill giving gay people "civil unions" which gives benefits like hospital visitations, spousal health coverage, and all the sort of marraige benefits, without actually giving "marraige" (which he says is a religious sort of bond). Equal rights for gay couples, while still not upsetting people who hold the term "marraige" so dear, religiously.
Visit his bio page for a whole list of his achievements. He is more than qualified to take the office of President.
http://www.deanforamerica.com
and, to SEE him in action...
http://www.howarddean.tv
</soapbox>
Well? Comments? Please feel free to correct me if I made any errors. Though I still think Kerry is ugly.
With Bush doing a horrible job at being president and all, we might as well get started with a discussion of replacing him, eh? So, I would like to know what your thoughts are on the Democratic side of things. There are quite a few candidates.
http://www.democrats.org/whitehouse/index.html
Here's my take on them (yes, I know, some of the arguments are a little superficial, but even good looks have to be taken in to account in the age of television)...
1. Ambassador Carol Moseley Braun - as ready as I am for a black woman to be president, try telling that to anybody else. Considered a "novelty" candidate, sadly. Next!
2. Reverend Al Sharpton - same here. There's nothing I'd love to see more than a "brotha" (insert dorky white laughing here) in office, but... yeah, alas, he is a "novelty," too. Next!
3. Congressman Dennis Kucinich - a nice guy with good values, alas, he is lacking charisma, something that every good president should have. Next!
4. Senator Joe Lieberman - at first I was like, "hey, Cool! I'll vote Jewish!" However, after looking at Joe's record, one realizes that he is really a republican who has managed to sneak in to the democratic party. Plus, he STILL thinks the war was justified. Psh! NEXT!
5. Senator John Kerry - Lacking charisma, AND voted FOR WAR. Now he's doing back-peddling. Plus, if you want to get superficial, he's just ugly. lol. NEXT!
6. Senator Bob Graham - He gets major points for voting against the war, as well as being in charge of investigating Bush's lying. however, he doesn't seem to have much in the personality department. Dang.
Hmm... We're getting down to the wire, here!
7. Senator John Edwards - Another moderate who was FOR war. Jesus! What, were all these guys under the "dumb" spell of George Bush? NEXT!
8. Congressman Dick Gephardt - A guy with charisma, decent looks, and for the most part, a true Democrat... except for, WHOOPS! Voted for war!
Some of these candidates have back-pedalled, saying they wouldn't have voted for war knowing that Bush was not giving us the truth. However, even if Bush WAS telling the truth, it was still a horrible case for WAR. WHO THE HELL IS CAN WE ELECT THAT STILL HAS BALLS?
Thusly, I give you...
9. Governor HOWARD DEAN, M.D.- Charismatic, decent in the looks department, and against war. This guy is the only democrat with the drive, resources, AND balls to stand up for what he believes in. He is known as a blunt "straight-talker." He was governor of his home state, Vermont (also home to Ben & Jerry, who do lots of charity on the side with their ice cream). First, he was a Doctor of medicine (so this man knows the health care system, and how it can be improved). Then, while governor of Vermont, Not only did the he pay off an inherited $70 million deficit, he worked with lawmakers to build "rainy day" reserves to help the state through any future economic downturn. Plus, he signed a bill giving gay people "civil unions" which gives benefits like hospital visitations, spousal health coverage, and all the sort of marraige benefits, without actually giving "marraige" (which he says is a religious sort of bond). Equal rights for gay couples, while still not upsetting people who hold the term "marraige" so dear, religiously.
Visit his bio page for a whole list of his achievements. He is more than qualified to take the office of President.
http://www.deanforamerica.com
and, to SEE him in action...
http://www.howarddean.tv
</soapbox>
Well? Comments? Please feel free to correct me if I made any errors. Though I still think Kerry is ugly.