Doctors warn of iPod ear damage

I also hear that if you jam an ice pick in your eye, it could impair your vision. But, if used reasonably and responsibly, ice picks have a very low vision-impairment rate.
 
Of course not! How dare you imply that I should actually read the article in order to get the intended joke? I much prefer the look of egg on my face. ^_^
 
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