funny windows jokes

There was one bit that made me laugh. On the second one you posted, if you go into control panel and click on fonts, you get a handwritten dialog box that reads "Windows could not find any fonts on your system". I had to giggle at the implied "So its writing this by hand instead". :)
lol @ the second one. When you click Start and then Turn Off Computer it says "turning off that thing that goes tick tick tick really fast". And also when you click on "lookout explorer". The virus message box. LOL :p

EDIT: LOL again. Click Start and then "Nuke" in the second one. :D