I have a little problem

Hulk: Her sister doesn't show any strong signs of attraction to me, which is a damn good thing, because if she did, it would take every last ounce of willpower I have to resist. Not that the commandments means much to me, but
now I see why one of the Ten Commandments is "Don't covet your neighbors wife".

toast: Frieda, isn't that the movie with Selma Hayek? Oh my sweet Selma. She's like #3 on my list of mega-babes.

Anyway, Like was said earlier in this thread, it really does boil down to my willpower, and decide to admire the curtains, instead of those curves.
 
there are no laws against looking. there are laws against doing much else - at least in so far as adultry is grounds for divorce.

my biggest suggestion - take the sexual energy that your sis-in-law inspires and channel it into your intimate relationship with your wife from time to time. i'll guess the wife will love that. as my partner say, "it's doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home." just don't slip and call your wife by her sis's name cause then you will have some real explaining to do.
 
As someone who has been in a very similar situation to yours, and made the wrong choice, let me offer you some good advice...

1. Don't talk to your wife about this. It's only going to compound the problem, and make you an outsider to her family, because believe me - she will tell her sister, and it will get back to their parents.

2. Focus on all the great stuff you love about your wife, and pick apart the things you don't like about her sister. Sure, she looks great, but she must have a personality, and chances are, you can find many faults with her there, thereby diminishing your infatuation.

3. Spend as little time with your wife's sister as possible. Don't go out of your way to do it so as to arouse suspicion, but when at all possible, avoid the eye candy.

Above all, remember the reasons why you married your wife, and consider what a betrayal she would feel if she even knew you spoke out loud this fascination. You really wouldn't be happy if you had a handsome brother, and your wife was lusting after him, would you?

Bury it, and bury it deep...
 
Hmm...never been in this particular situation, but I'd say Ed's suggestion makes the most sense. :D

Serp's second piece of advice is good too. If you focus on some negative thing, it'll diminish those feelings. And probably reinforce some of the feelings you have for your wife at the same time.
 
From binaryDigit's article
The major online companies all state on their Web sites that they are not law firms and don't sell legal advice.
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Only illegal advice, right? ;)
Originally posted by habilis
Nah I got the smart one, which can come in quite handy at times.
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Isn't it something like only enough material for brains or breasts, and not both? Robin Williams once said God gave him a brain and a penis, and only enough blood for one at a time... I guess this could be similar: only enough soft, squishy material to fill the brain or the breasts, and not both.
 
Yeas habilis, Frieda (no 'e' in French). And that Selma Hayek... hm... why isn't she my girlfriend's sister ? :p :p :p
 
Originally posted by arden

Isn't it something like only enough material for brains or breasts, and not both? Robin Williams once said God gave him a brain and a penis, and only enough blood for one at a time... I guess this could be similar: only enough soft, squishy material to fill the brain or the breasts, and not both. [/B]
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Yeah, unless you're Vanna White, then you got it all. Also, I want to personally thank God right now for making silicone, to offset this phenomenon.
 
arden: It all depends. I've seen high quality boob jobs that have the natural looking S-curve. But that was for a research project, I swear.
 
A research project
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Rate the following samples from 1 (squishy) to 5 (firm).

:D LOL! :D

Was it some kind of Turing test to distinguish artificial from natural breasts?

Sign me up! :D
 
I'm no scientist, I work for the FBI. :D ::angel::

If anyone gets that, you can go ahead and post it. :)
 
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