Can't abide monkeys. ;-) I'm not really the monkey type.
Reminds me of when I kidnapped my sisters giant toy rabbit and videotaped it travelling all over town ... driving the car, jumping off a cliff, riding in a clothes dryer, playing in the ball pen at a three-year-olds birthday party ...
My parents once did a similar thing with a toy fox they brought back from Perth. Except they sent letters back from the fox saying "I'm having a great time in Melbourne ..."