Introducing: The Hérve-o-lator!

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Hérve-o-lator! Simply ask it a question and it answers you with Hérve's famously cloudy answers!
Download it now at http://homepage.mac.com/ksuther/herveolator.sit
For those curious, the source is at http://homepage.mac.com/ksuther/hervesource.sit

It's completely pointless, just hit Demystify and Hérve says something completely pointless :D
Maybe I'll make it even sillier someday :)

Btw, anyone know why the program is a whole meg!? Most Cocoa apps that are more complicated than this are less than this! It does it with any app I make, I'm probably missing something important, any clues plz?

I hope you don't mind Hérve, I couldn't resist :D
I need more random quotes too :)
 
OK, it works now.

Can I add more of Hérve's comments to the "Localizable.strings" file? Will your program understand/know what to do with more than 21 comments?
 
Nope, after I do my homework, I'm going to implement this hopefully ;)
For now, just PM me the remarks or something and I'll add them :)

Hmm, I'm using Chimera right now, and it's really fast. It's way too crasy and the features aren't yet there, but it's gonna be cool. My apologies Ed...
 
þÿ / * L o c a l i z e d v e r s i o n s o f I n f o . p l i s t k e y s * /

0 = " Y e s " ;
1 = " I t h i n k m y c o m p u t e r i s t r a n s s e x u a l . I T d o e s n ' t l o o k s n i c e b u t I T i s 4 m a c o s x . c o m b e t w e e n t h e n o r m s . " ;
2 = " I f I s e e t h e a p p l e t r e e i n m y g a r d e n y e s . " ;
3 = " I o w n + - 1 0 0 0 f l o p p i e s . I a m t h e f l o p p y w a r r i o r . I f o r m a t f l o p p i e s f a s t e r t h a n a p c . " ;
4 = " B i n L a d e n y o u a r e a j o k e r r u n n i n g a w a y o n a h o r s e ! O m a r y o u a r e a j o k e r r u n n i n g a w a y o n a m o t o r b i k e ! " ;
5 = " E d S p r u i e l a r e y o u a f r a i d f r o m s o m e n u d i t y ? I g u e s s n o ! C o m e i n . T h e r e a r e a l w a y s s a f e p e r s o n s . " ;
6 = " I s p e n d t o m u c h t i m e s u r f i n g w w w . m a c o s x . c o m . " ;
7 = " I u s e i n t e r n e t e x p l o r e r a n d n e t s c a p e . " ;
8 = " F o r m a t t i n g f l o p p y i s f a s t e r o n a m a c t h a n o n p c . " ;
9 = " b e s t w i s h e s ,
H e r v é " ;
1 0 = " D e t e l l e r h o u d t h e t a a n t a l b i j ! " ;
1 1 = " E n k e l V o o r N e d e r l a n d s t a l i g e M e n s e n ! " ;
1 2 = " I h a v e n ' t r e d t h e l i n k s o n t h i s t h r e a t b u t I k n o w t h a t O M G m e a n s t h e O b j e c t M a n a g i n g G r o u p . " ;
1 3 = " P r i n t \ " S F \ " " ;
1 4 = " W h y a s k p e o p l e ? S p y ! " ;
1 5 = " I t ' s M y A p p l e C o m p u t e r ! " ;
1 6 = " . . . I u s e e a r p r o t e c t o r s . Y o u c a n b u y t h e m i n a h o b b y c e n t e r . B a c k g r o u n d m u s i c m a k e s 1 0 x l e s s n o i c e t h a n a v a c u u m c l e a n e r ( m u l t i m e d i a u n i v e r s i t y e n g i n e e r b o o k s )
b e s t w i s h e s ,
H e r v é " ;
1 7 = " I a m a f o o l ! I h a v e m i s s e d t h e p s y c h i a t e r ! " ;
1 8 = " Y o u h a v e f a n s o r y o u a r e f a n l e s s . " ;
1 9 = " I m u s t g o t o w o r k ! " ;
2 0 = " 1 1 1 1 g o t o 1 1 1 2
1 1 1 2 " ;
2 1 = " M a c O S X P " ;
 
:D :D :D This was funny as hell, I just had a conversation with Herve...you don't wanna know what it was about, believe me...
 
I don't know what's worse: the fact that someone too the time to make this, or the fact that I took the time to download it.

Either way, keep up the good work.

LMAO
 
this is one of the killer software titles for OS X :). This thing seriously made me laugh out loud. I love the icon :) You should make a script that finds posts by herve on here and adds them to your command database. :)
 
That would be a bit tricky, I'll just add a function that submits more quotes from users to somewhere or something silly like that :)
 
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