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Apple Announces New iPad
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA (DPI) - Apple Computers introduced its new iPad handheld writing device Monday, calling it "a quantum leap forward in the information-storage field." At a press conference at the company's headquarters, CEO Steve Jobs said, "This is a breakthrough we think our followers will truly appreciate. The new iPad is unique in that it can perform an infinite number of operations and is compatible with nearly every third-party writing implement."
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The iPad can be used to do math, take notes, draw or doodle on, and it is reported to be nearly 99.99% crash-free. It has been ergonomically engineered with the revolutionary "wrist-and-elbow" swivel arm which allows the iPad to be used and viewed in an almost infinite number of positions. Although currently only available in canary yellow, it is expected that a full range of "flavors" will be available soon. The iPad and accompanying stylus will retail at $99.95.
(Reported by Stuart Johnson, Graphics by Chris White)