I'm in cincinnati, Ohio.
Trust me fellows, Ohio is plenty boring. While I've been to columbus (to see the apple store, and to get my 10.1 update, which rocked... finally we have an apple store in cincinnati!), I have to say overall its boring.
Especially Cincinnati. We have river fest, and a whole assortment of river-derived celebrations.
Cincinnati is also in a valley, and we have p&g releasing mad polutants into the air which hang over our city. My dad's doing lots of research on asthma, and he says this is the worst city to live in by far, based on asthmatic statistics.
Cincinnati is full of idiots, too. But thats just my opinion

. Ok, not 'full of idiots'. Idiots are everywhere ;-)
I just think this city is butt-boring sometimes. I've also been to cleveland for a delorean convention in 2001, and it looks like a pretty interesting city...
cincinnati's just depressing ;-)