Picky, Picky, Picky

Central Scrutinizer:

This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parent's credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC!

Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accomodate THE FUTURE).

I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen to you if you choose a career in MUSIC . . . The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only . . . if you have to load or unload, go to the WHITE ZONE . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . .

Hi, it's me, I'm back. This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only . . . if you gotta load or if you gotta unload, go to the WHITE ZONE . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . . . that's right! You'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right, you'll love it, a way of life, right, love it . . . This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER


"it's fucking great to be alive":D

so now there are four of us Zappa fans - klink, tony, tedbp and me. anyone else who thinks "it's fucking great to be alive"?:cool:
 
Ahhhhl.... how gnutella educates:D and to think that my parents pay for an 'education';) This is great sutff, thanks for turning me on to it:cool:
 
JohnnyV- which stuff is great? the Zappa? Jane's Addiction? Dead Milkmen? we're glad you're getting an education but please be more specific when you get excited:D
 
Ed now that you have a Telefunken U47 (w/leather), will you be on the buss? Thing Fish will be there to greet you with a fresh pair of yuppies for bandage.

Well, this is what they tell in the white zone.

This does beat Tony Orlando and Dawn.
 
yes, give me yuppies for bondage and i will be on the bus. I will be wearing my sears poncho and carrying my zircron encrusted tweezers so you can easily identify me. When you see me, start singing "Eddie, are you kidding" so i will know it is you.:cool:
 
The Dead Milkmen are pretty good, and Zappa is great. I haven't had time to try jane's Addiction, or the swingin utters, but I will sometime;)
 
And it was at that precise moment that he remembered
An ancient Eskimo legend
Wherein it is written
On whatever it is that they write it on up there
That if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
As a result of some sort of conflict
With anyone named Nanook
The only way you can get it fixed up
Is to go trudgin' across the tundra . . .
Mile after mile
Trudgin' across the tundra . . .
Right down to the parish of Saint Alfonzo . . .
 
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