Ha ha! That's about right. I can remember way back in the day when I was actually looking forward to the release of Win 98, but then I found out it sucked and removed it within the same day. The ol' MS relationship has been in the toilet ever since, which is why I have several Macs now.
Oh, I would post my Windows desktop, but it's always the same thing: default green background with disk icon shortcuts along the right. I never care about Windows enough to customize it as much as my Macs. Although Win 2000 does make a hell of an Appleshare server in a pinch.
There used to be a website that faked the process of de-installing windows and installing MacOS in its place. There were all these text messages scrolling past, then it showed the happy mac and sounded the startup noise, and booted into a fake mac desktop. Don't have the url though
Anyway, the only "Windows" box I have here is actually running Debian Linux and doesn't have a monitor. Actually I'm not even sure if windows is still installed on there; i think i reformatted somewhere along the way... hmmm