Actual CIA transcript
Steve Jobs: Okay, guys, we have to work out what to call this new operating system. Now, logically it should be 10, right?
Techie: We've already decided we don't want the users to see binary. It confuses them.
Steve Jobs: But 10 isn't binary.
Techie: Well, actually it is.
Evil Bill: You could call it XP!
Steve Jobs: How does he keep getting in here? Get him, Woz!
* sound of struggle, glass breaking, etc. *
Steve Jobs: Enough! You broke the G5 glass and crystal prototype!
Woz: Guess we'll just have to build the aluminium one, eh?
Steve Jobs: We could just give it a symbol instead of a name. Something ... like ... this!
Techie: Err... what is it?
Steve Jobs: It's the greek letter pi.
Woz: Haha! That's great! Apple Pi! (insane laughter)
Steve Jobs: Well, it wasn't that funny ...