Worldwide Stupidity Thread
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A would-be burglar put himself on the fast-track to jail after the Tokyo building he sneaked into turned out to be a police dormitory.
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A decade after Ivory Coast's soccer team swept to its sole African Nations Cup victory, a government minister has finally paid off disgruntled witch doctors who claim to have helped win the trophy.
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Madagascan prostitutes stripped naked to demand the lifting of roadblocks set up by supporters of the country's embattled president, newspapers reported on Friday.
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A French court convicted a mother of two of premeditated armed violence after she tried out her new teargas canister on an innocent shopper to see if it worked, police said on Friday.
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A decade after Ivory Coast's soccer team swept to its sole African Nations Cup victory, a government minister has finally paid off disgruntled witch doctors who claim to have helped win the trophy.
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Madagascan prostitutes stripped naked to demand the lifting of roadblocks set up by supporters of the country's embattled president, newspapers reported on Friday.
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A French court convicted a mother of two of premeditated armed violence after she tried out her new teargas canister on an innocent shopper to see if it worked, police said on Friday.
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's computer crashes during the show!
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Woman sues Doughnut Shop, Claims hurt by needle
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Animal Lovers sue utility over Cat 'Slander'
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The Singapore "Speak Good English" Campaign
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Woman sues Doughnut Shop, Claims hurt by needle
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Animal Lovers sue utility over Cat 'Slander'
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The Singapore "Speak Good English" Campaign
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Since the Stupid Ouotes Thread is gone, or I cant find it, 'll have to post these here
HOLLYWOOD (Reuters) - They really said it -- notable quotes from the news:
"This is the bit where I don't know the words but I'm not gonna bother to really learn them before the end of the tour."
-- PAUL MCCARTNEY while performing the Beatles song "Carry That Weight" in Philadelphia, quoted in The Philadelphia Inquirer.
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"Predictability is the cardinal sin in our industry. In a time when a lot of tours go out with all of the excitement of a small soapdish, at least our tour carries the scent of rivalry."
-- former Van Halen vocalist DAVID LEE ROTH, on plans to tour with his replacement in the band, SAMMY HAGAR.
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"Those two guys fist-fight more than any two guys on the planet, but you try to come between 'em -- it doesn't work."
-- former Van Halen vocalist SAMMY HAGAR, on the band's siblings, EDDIE and ALEX VAN HALEN.
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"Destroy and rebuild a million apartments in 20 years!"
--French Presidential Candidate Jacques Chirac
HOLLYWOOD (Reuters) - They really said it -- notable quotes from the news:
"This is the bit where I don't know the words but I'm not gonna bother to really learn them before the end of the tour."
-- PAUL MCCARTNEY while performing the Beatles song "Carry That Weight" in Philadelphia, quoted in The Philadelphia Inquirer.
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"Predictability is the cardinal sin in our industry. In a time when a lot of tours go out with all of the excitement of a small soapdish, at least our tour carries the scent of rivalry."
-- former Van Halen vocalist DAVID LEE ROTH, on plans to tour with his replacement in the band, SAMMY HAGAR.
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"Those two guys fist-fight more than any two guys on the planet, but you try to come between 'em -- it doesn't work."
-- former Van Halen vocalist SAMMY HAGAR, on the band's siblings, EDDIE and ALEX VAN HALEN.
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"Destroy and rebuild a million apartments in 20 years!"
--French Presidential Candidate Jacques Chirac
