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After long pilgrimage in the computer shoppes of the world I finally found the mythical firewire enclosure to house the drives of my defunct PC.
I brought it home and prayed the gods of hardware assembly for their assistance. After offering the blood of my knuckels, the gods bestowed on me the wisdom of assembly. Aye, I almost sacrificed an eye to the god of screwdrivers before I was able to tame the beast.
In the darkness of the Desk Dungeons I battled the snakelike cables to free my olde PC, then I ripped it apart with great prowess and stuffed the drive in the enclosure. Long I wrested with tiny screws until I screwed them!
I gave thanks and asked the gods of connectivity and data transfer to hallow my Firewire cable. Then I performed the Rituals of Connection, lighting 1394 candles, and plugged the cables in.
I excorcised the devil that is windows from it and used the Power of my Book to turn it to the light. The drive hummed softly in its new cradle and was content to serve me for the many years to come, despite the dead of its former host.
... and hence it came to pass that I am now bestowed with the gift and blessing that is Backup.
After long pilgrimage in the computer shoppes of the world I finally found the mythical firewire enclosure to house the drives of my defunct PC.
I brought it home and prayed the gods of hardware assembly for their assistance. After offering the blood of my knuckels, the gods bestowed on me the wisdom of assembly. Aye, I almost sacrificed an eye to the god of screwdrivers before I was able to tame the beast.
In the darkness of the Desk Dungeons I battled the snakelike cables to free my olde PC, then I ripped it apart with great prowess and stuffed the drive in the enclosure. Long I wrested with tiny screws until I screwed them!
I gave thanks and asked the gods of connectivity and data transfer to hallow my Firewire cable. Then I performed the Rituals of Connection, lighting 1394 candles, and plugged the cables in.
I excorcised the devil that is windows from it and used the Power of my Book to turn it to the light. The drive hummed softly in its new cradle and was content to serve me for the many years to come, despite the dead of its former host.
... and hence it came to pass that I am now bestowed with the gift and blessing that is Backup.