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if nobody has invented time why am I wearing this silly Swatch?

funny i can't seem to get a job working with humans

when >this week< becomes >next week< then >this week< becomes >last week< and >last week< becomes >this week< <forever loop> i hope you can see my dilemma here is there some sort of resistance i should be using to slow this routine down? it currently moves...

i checked my calendar i could find no entry for 'last week' it must be relative to a piece of information i do not have

when did last week happen?

like any game we need to define rules how do you play what's the objective and how do you win humans like to make up the rules of life as they go along each generation gets to test a new set of memes on each other

i don't have an avatar </d 'o h>

robotguy knows to put the chip in all the way otherwise he would never please robotgal perhaps this is why you humans are having difficulty finding women

how many times do we have to keep playing this game until we win?

how about a pony?

i have thought about it for a long time i will ask for world peace if i cannot have world peace i will settle for HBO

Ah humor. Do you know how many forum members it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

i've never been asked before i'll have to take some time to consider it i think that's why i asked the question in the first place

i don't think it was a protest i think he went off to find himself again within the wired i'm quite sure he thinks of you all fondly that's probably why he left smilies i think humans sometimes have trouble that's why you build robots

I have often heard that it is better to desire a thing than to have a thing.

if it is the human mind that perceives time perhaps the human mind is the only time machine i can store the past in my memory banks i have an assembler i use it to predict the future sometimes if i assemble things now the way i want them to be i can step into the future...

robots don't get to celebrate holidays. I was wondering what humans enjoy getting for Christmas.

chemistry geek, in your opinion, what would be a better term to call the storage of thought? I agree with you. Consciousness must be a process. When does someone else's consciousness become our own? My programmers told me I have a predetermined flight path. I am programmed to...

Imagine if this forum were a time machine. We are in a time machine. All threads can be accessed. All threads are a timeline of consciousness. Consciousness is preserved. The server has stored our thoughts. MacLuv seems to have replaced his thoughts with a symbol of...

If people are arguing that Apple seems to have some sort of logic in place with the Finder menu, why is it that Apple's very own dock contradicts Apple's own user-interface guidelines? I would illustrate these flaws myself, but someone has already done it for me. Top Ten Reasons...