Another Story Thread

[xoot]

Once upon a xoot...

 

[xaqintosh]

 

[xoot]

I knew you would do that. Let's not end the story too abruptly, people.

But the end never made it because...

 

[xaqintosh]

the phosphorescent porcupines ATTACKED!!!

 

[Paragon]

...the small village completely unaware of...

 

[xaqintosh]

the renewed threat to its very existence.

 

[Paragon]

Now the phosphorescent porcupines weren't really that. They were tiny MONKEY'S with...

 

[xoot]

overlarge beer barrels. They were magic beer barrels. Once sprayed you turned Hervy. A monkey suddently dumped one on top of Paragons head. Paragon said, now hervy "...

 

[Paragon]

...if you do that once more I'm gonna have to xoot ya. The monkey then...

 

[xaqintosh]

imploded, on account of hearing the forbidden word "xoot"...

 

[xoot]

and xoot appeared, on cue. Then...

 

[Paragon]

...when seing the imploded monkey he decided to...

 

[lonny]

...grab a beer and...

 

[xoot]

think different. After he thought differently, xoot morphed into Steve Jobs and used his turtleneck powers to reconstruct the imploded monkey. Suddently...

 

[Paragon]

...Bill Gates showed up, and asked Steve...

 

[xoot]

for the Forbidden Key. It turned out to be a...

 

[xaqintosh]

transmutational dimension-activator which hurled steve-xoot into an eternal status field...

 

[xoot]

then, the real Steve appeared. he...

 

[xaqintosh]

proceeded to give free iPods to the poor monkeys and they drank the kool-aid...

 

[xoot]

...which turned out to be beer. "...