Congrats to Bluefusion!!!

Took mah last final, deleted a few posts, and I'm back to post 1102! :)

so, xoot now you can officially annoy me some more :)
 
Bumper stickers :

some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

wanted: meaningful overnight relationship.

you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

so you're a feminist...isn't that cute.

i need someone real bad...are you real bad?

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

the more you complain, the longer god makes you live.

I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice): we've got what it takes to take what you've got.

hard work has a future payoff. laziness pays off now.

reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

as long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

hang up and drive.

god must love stupid people...he made so many.

i said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.

your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

i took an iq test and the results were negative.

where there's a will...i want to be in it.

it's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

don't drink and drive...you might hit a bump and spill your beer.

consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

honk ... if you want to see my finger

who lit the fuse on your tampon?

i don't have a license to kill. i have a learner's permit.

i wasn't born a *****. men like you made me this way.

keep honking while i reload.

who were the testers for preparations a through g?

5 days a week my body is a temple. the other two, it's an amusement park.

earth first! we'll stripmine the other planets later.

if you drink, don't park. accidents cause people.

if you can read this i can hit my brakes and sue you.

save the whales! trade them for valuable prizes.

my wife keeps complaining i never listen to her ...or something like that.

sure you can trust the government! just ask an indian!

alcohol and calculus don't mix. never drink and derive.

if we are what we eat, i'm cheap, fast, and easy.

stop repeat offenders. don't re-elect them!
 
Thanks Nummi!

1102: it's not just any number anymore.
1102: it's got what it takes to take what you've got (your saneness)

:D
 
So how much do people charge for bumber stickers ? Because that sounds like a lot of fun. keep in mind that these can only be 1 color.
 
Hmmm... maybe we should start providing anniversary threads. For example, mine should be in March 2003. :D

xilica: Welcome to MacOSX.com! Have fun going up to 1000. Just don't be an insane poster like me. :p
 
Those are those things... whaddya call em.... uh.... countries, right?

I think that they're bigger than Delaware. ;)
 
I think India would stomp Pakistan in World Cup play:D

other than that, i wish they would just

"give peace a chance":)
 
Oh, and all this time I've been thinking that that saying was "Give peas a chance"... So I guess it's not aimed at youngsters reluctant to eat their veggies, huh? :D


(Yep, this is a JOKE. Ha ha ha ha. :) )
 
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