Funny?

[Rhisiart]

I am not sure I'd be impressed.

 

[CharlieJ]

Why though?

If you want something to simulate a crash... You'd just install Windows.

 

[Satcomer]

That would be mean to do to someone.

 

[Rhisiart]

why though?

If you want something to simulate a crash... You'd just install windows.

Excellent!

 

[Doctor X]

It will be funny after I shove the fork in said prankster's eye.

--J.D.

 

[Mikuro]

Actually, I'll probably use this for educational purposes at some point. I've often described to people what a kernel panic is, and having a little visual aid is always a plus. And REAL kernel panics are so darned hard to come by!

 

[mdnky]

If you want something to simulate a crash... You'd just install Windows.

Actually that wouldn't be simulating a crash—it'd cause many!

 

[icemanjc]

hmm, I saw something like this before, but it was a screensaver.

 

[ora]

Could be worse. If we wind up Scott too much he might install this!

The ever popular "miserable users" hack for vb 3.7. Basically a way to really annoy anyone you don't want visiting your forum. This version is based on the vb 3.6 version. Credit to Zzed for the original idea.

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.