guten tag!

[Nummi]

Hey DeezNutz. Lets chat. Where can I get 50 chocolate elephants?

 

[Nummi]

Where are you DeezNutz?!?!?!??!?! LETS CHAT!

 

[Nummi]

where art thou NUT STAIN ?

 

[AdmiralAK]

what r u mummbling about ?

 

[Nummi]

Sorry Sir.

 

[Matrix Agent]

Move it along. There's nothing to see here.

 

[AdmiralAK]

Yes indeedy....
just a couple of mac users

 

[Nummi]

what should I get my girlfriend for V-Day?

 

[AdmiralAK]

your undying love

I have never in my life given a girl a V-day gift...it's too fake and commercial, and teh fact that everyone else gives that day makes it even worse.


I prefer my gifts to be spontaneous, personalized and from the heart


Admiral

 

[Matrix Agent]

I can see your placard right now

Admiral AK
"The Ladies Man"

 

[AdmiralAK]

if you only knew....

 

[Nummi]

"your undying love" that is good... but she already gets that I was going to buy tickets for Beauty and the Beast (musical, she likes that movie), I had my parent's credit card out, ready to go. Then I saw the price: $65 a person. SONUVABEECH!

 

[Nummi]

I need a job

 

[Nummi]

"I need a job" DAMN! I NEED A JOB! Boooohooo... oh wait... this makes me feel all better:

 

[AdmiralAK]

lol stop complaining (step 1)
get a newspaper or walk through the city looking for "help wanted" signs (step 2)
get job (step 3)

 

[Nummi]

I sent in some applications. they said: "take a hike", "get lost", "why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself". I recorded that... if you want to hear it.

 

[Nummi]

It;s ok DeezNuts, you will find someone, someday. You are just jealous that I have found someone that makes happy. And I make her happy(ihope
My goal is not to get "laid".

Fish... does not smell like fish.

Nummi returns the volley.

 

[Nummi]

if I thought she was a slut... I would not be going out with her.

 

[Nummi]

Well... she does have lesbian exp. with "Mo". JK

Guys... are you really going to listen to someone whose name is "DeezNutz"

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[Nummi]

You see what I am talking about. You sicko! the other day... he turned something so gentle and beautiful as 2 Dolfins into something sick!