*Laughing maniacally* I can beat fate! Ha ha ha! They said I was mad!
Steve will copy from Microsoft and HP's current toilet-PC project (which we've been discussing lately) and introduce the PowerLoo.
"This will increase the Loo experience tenfold, and boost productivity immensely. No more work lost as employees go for toilet breaks." He says.
"When our marketing department told us people wanted to be able to use the internet from the comfort of their sofa, we introduced Airport. Now, five years on, we're taking it a step further."
Steve refused to be drawn on what the actual design of the iLoo is. Some observers have described it as "an airport equipped PowerBook with a waterproof shell and air freshener." While other sources within apple hint at a "unified toilet device."