Originally posted by arden
It's funny. I hate Windows so very, very much, yet I'm much better at it than many people.
Holy crap. I'm the same way. I was a PC user since my first computer back in 1996, just recently (Dec. 2002) switched to Mac. Ever since I used a Mac in Kindergarten...I just found it so intuitive, so elegant, so easy yet so powerful...I wanted one. I wanted one practically my whole life. But I just HAD to use Windows because "Macs are crap and no one uses them"...well I do. Look at me! Do I look like I got blasted by a stupid worm that propogates through a DANG SHORTCUT TO AN MS-DOS PROGRAM? I always hated Windows...since Win95...I hated it so much I tried Linux...but Linux isn't there yet. No software...It's like, a very nice and stable OS, but there isn't software for the home user in it yet. But Apple punched the Linux community in the balls by unveiling the kind of OS the "Linux-On-The-Desktop" had wet dreams about: Mac OS X. Stability of UNIX. Hell...I like to think of it as Linux, with a kick-ass Mac User Interface. When Mac OS X got done installing on my brand new iBook back in that restaurant in the Philippines...and it asked me for my user account details, I said "Wow. Feels like installing Linux all over again..."..because it was. Linux (UNIX) core...but so very Mac. I just found my new favorite platform. I remember thinking, "Why the hell would I want a Mac? Nothing runs on it!". That was 1995. Fate has a very, very good sense of irony.
And to this date...my Wintel friends still call me up.
"Phil...Windows made this error...it says (insert some crap error here.)"
"Phil...how do I install RAM?!"
"Phil...what's Napster?"
"Phil..." *sigh*...
Then I got an interesting call...
"Phil...can you help me? I'm having a problem with Windows--O wait...you use a
MAC...ugh...never mind. You don't know anything about Windows." *clik*
...He didn't find any of our friends that could help him. His problem? Opening the case of his computer and adding a CD Burner.
My Response: (insert directions to open case/install CD Burner), If you had a Power Mac G4, you could just pull a lever and the case would open.
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Wow...I wish Microsoft would make one like that..."
My head: MICROSOFT?! They make software!!!
I've never met a stupid Mac user in my life. Not yet, at least.
As for stupid PC users...
--Wait...I got another tech support call...one of my Wintel friends again...
(sorry...got a little carried away... I just noticed that's a big ass post)