Publicity is killing me!
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Darkshadow
wandering shadow
Hmm, so how is the publicity killing you? Unless the people in the house are pointing at you or something.
ElDiabloConCaca
U.S.D.A. Prime
Maybe they're using poison, or guns or something. 
I've never heard of someone being killed with publicity alone, so beware -- it may be a facade or a vessel for something more lethal.
Beware!
I've never heard of someone being killed with publicity alone, so beware -- it may be a facade or a vessel for something more lethal.Beware!
Darkshadow
wandering shadow
With Hervé, you never can tell.
symphonix
Scratch & Sniff Committee
I managed to misread that about 20 times and I'm still not sure I got it right. The idea that Tree was saying people living inside a house was getting a lot of publicity immediately set the subconscious "nah, that's not right" switch. My mind then reshuffled it as: "People are living in a tree in my street, and they're getting a lot of publicity."
Well, that explains the publicity, I thought to myself. Pity it doesn't actually match any of the words on the page. Maybe people being inside houses is unusual in the land of Christmas.
Perhaps the people trying to convince people to buy the house are what we call "Real Estate Agents" or "Realtors" as the Americans would call them. Can't see why they're killing you though.
Or maybe the message means "Property developers in my street are killing Christmas trees, and selling them to people who put them inside houses. Weird, eh?"
;-)
Well, that explains the publicity, I thought to myself. Pity it doesn't actually match any of the words on the page. Maybe people being inside houses is unusual in the land of Christmas.
Perhaps the people trying to convince people to buy the house are what we call "Real Estate Agents" or "Realtors" as the Americans would call them. Can't see why they're killing you though.
Or maybe the message means "Property developers in my street are killing Christmas trees, and selling them to people who put them inside houses. Weird, eh?"
;-)
Darkshadow
wandering shadow
The sad thing, Rand, is that may be completely true.
delsoljb32
Dark Archon
i hear that, publicity is killing me too. Dang paparazzi won't leave me alone!
jsnap
Bohemian
Try peeing on the trees of the house next door, to mark the property as your territory, while the people inside are trying to convince some other people to buy it. That should scare the potential buyers away (and maybe get you arrested). However, maybe the folks trying to sell it need to get away from you and you might actually get better neighbors. Well new ones anyway, that perhaps you can train to stay away.
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