Really Funny Story II, ablack6596 Revenge!

I'm going to be ives now.

[Ives came out of a back room and after learning the situation decided to join this newest fight against microsoft. Divibisan noted the dell and contained himself but made a mental note to tell appleturns.
 
[At appleturns, the staff read the message from Ives detailing Apple's new secret plan. looking up from the computer, red eyes glowing, the said in a sinister voice "Ha, Ha, Ha!! Our master Gates will be pleased to hear this information! Ha, Ha, Ha!!"]
 
[In the halls of Apple HQ, divibisan was approached by a masked figure who offered him 2 million dollars to side with Gates]
 
I'm not getting this anymore ives giving away info?
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He doesn't mean to, but Gates used his mind control on appleturns

["NO!! SPY!!!" he yelled, and grabbed his gun and forced the spy to tell him Gate's plan]
 
Maybe you guys should stop for a while and wait for OTHER (read that word again) people to post.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by divibisan


He doesn't mean to, but Gates used his mind control on appleturns

["NO!! SPY!!!" he yelled, and grabbed his gun and forced the spy to tell him Gate's plan]
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Wow! were you guys up all night?
[when he heard of Gates plan everything became very clear to him to finally stop Microsoft he would have to...]
 
[Fight his way into Microsoft HQ in Redmond and capture Bill Gates before his plan could come to fruition. The defences there were too strong to beat on his own, but by harnessing the power of control, alt and delete, the three sages mentioned earlier, he might have a chance]
 
[To reach control divibisan, Herve, xoot, and Steve Jobs will have too fight their way through The Valley of the Gate (Redmond) to reach Canada and then race along the Alaskan Highway to Nome where control lives in a shack. When they're all packed they get into Hereve's treadmill car and start running. Soon they are in the center of Redmond and the Microsoft zombies attack. Everyone pulls out their weapons, but they don't work!! The zombies close in and it looks like the end when Steve Jobs projects a RDF from his turtleneck of a brick wall in front of the zombies, stopping them in their tracks and letting the party get away. Meanwhile on the Alaskan highway...]
 
[xoot secretly transported himself to the Alaskan highway to get rid of the virus that Gates had put on him. Het fought it and fought it and finally got it off. But now he had secret powers. He could make stuff happen by just focusing his mind on it. He quickly teleported himself back.]
 
unbenounced to anyone... a ghostly almost phantasmal goat apears by xoots side, it looks up... burps ... then starts consuming the left leg of xoot... as gates screams all girly like in his way at the sight of the blood xoot uses his mid power and turns the goat into a poptart... then eats the breakfast treat... but a strange thing happens, satan apears and demands that his poptart be returned...
 
[Also using his mind powers, xoot vomits the pop tart, reconstructs it and gives it to satan. Then he picks up his VisiGoth and fires it at Gates.]

Put your story in brackets, spoptart!
 
[Gates uses what's left of the virus in xoot to drain all of his mind powers perminetly and use them to escape. Xoot is now free from Gates' control, but he no longer has mind powers and Gates has disappeared. Luckely, xoot stumbles onto a teleporter and teleports back to Herve's treadmill car before anyone notices. When they get to the highway, Microsoft Zombies 2000 attack them on Windows motorcycles.]
 
[Herve hands xoot a jar with green stuff in it.
"Here," he says, "dump this on your head."
xoot dumped the green stuff on his head and instantly realized that his mind powers were back. But, they were weaker, because he was limited to 50 psi. Psi is a measure of mind power, and he had 50 psi. It takes 0.1 psi to do 5 minutes of stuff with a chair. It took 15 psi to kill someone.]
 
[xoot couldn't believe he really had psi powers so he used 5 psi to do something with a chair. "Woah, that's so cool that you can do something with a chairÐlook out!!" said Steve Jobs. While xoot was doing something with a chair, Bill gates had climbed into their car and was pointing a MS Ray XP 2.6 mind control gun at Herve and fired. The beam engulfed Hereve, but did nothing. Surprised by this, Bill Gates was destracted long enough for xoot to do something with a chair on him. xoot was just about to kill him when Michal Dell came in a helicopter and rescued him. Dell was wearing a black turtleneck and pointed a RDF emitter at the car. "Ha, ha, ha! There can only be one Jobs and I will replace you!!" Dell fired his RDF at them, but in true Dell style it was low quality and only slightly impressed them. "Whoa! That's so cool how you have psycic powers and can do something with a chair." Disappointed by his failure, Dell and gates flew away to plot their next scheme.]
 
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