once upon a thyme, herve nuts classic computer was talking trash but nobody envisioned english cacophonisms decorating the sister antidisestablishmentarianism dutch-speaking near sighted dip-wads with long fingernails drinking copious amounts of a bottled message, ommiting grammatically several performance enhancing thingamajigs heartbreaking as typing nice-looking commas dang-didley-flandering and monkeying prosthetic butts around.
Anyway, this professor blantantly misunderstood belched as obliterated everything. In keeping infested warmongers very cold I managed numerous spanish kitty-kats with nice, big, puffy kidneys that oozed and released toxic perfumes while going crazy with his ultrainstantaneous dog-leash clad turtle ...
named
sorry alexandert, but you were not following gramatical syntax AND you cheated using 2 words. so i edited but if you are quick, you can still name the turtle. (clad is a verb - verbs are not names)