ElDiabloConCaca
U.S.D.A. Prime
Well, you could use some of those circus pogo-style shoes those acrobat dudes wear, then just jump while holding the computers, get a good bounce goin, then drop the CPUs at the apex of one of your jumps -- of course, that would mean that you were only as fast as the computers -- so would you be 1.25GHz or 3.2GHz?