iWife: Sits on bed with dressed in dressing gown, does her nails, sees her hubbie, covers her exposed knee (what's that all about?), gets in shower, applies several different chemical-loaded lotions on her body (applied with various scrubbers/loafers etc), gets out, dries herself, puts dressing gown back on, sits on bed with towel on head, re-does nails, covers knee again when hubbie reappears (just what is that all about?).
iHusband: Strips off, poses in front of mirror, shakes his booty whilst shouting 'I'm the main man', gets in shower, washes 90% of body in ten seconds and then spends 15 minutes washing some sensitive areas (whilst humming the theme music to James Bond), gets out, half dries himself, goes into bedroom and circles his hips several times whilst shouting Im the main man, iWife rolls her eyes.
Men are from Mars