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It's a trick question...there are no microsoft engineers, they are all kids playing with PC's.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
He could have sworn there were chicken nuggets on the other side.

If Earth had 2 moons what would happen to the tides?
 
It wouldn't matter. We'd never find out, or if we did ever find out then we'd die right after.

Does what we do today really effect what happens tomorrow?
 
I love it.

How is it possible that I can do homework in 15 minutes that takes everyone else an hour or two, and still get a good grade?
 
I do. Our administrator is a GRAPHICS DESIGNER, not a tech geek.
That's what my dad does =)

If Bluefusion is an insane poster for posting 100+ in a day, then why was my name not mentioned for doing the same thing?
 
Because I carry around an RDF...oh, wait... I wasn't supposed to mention that... *puts hand on MacGuy's shoulder* "You do not remember me saying anything."

What is the name of the african tribe that uses clicking sounds instead of vocal sounds? (cuz i honestly don't remember)...
 
I have no clue how to spell it, so I'll just do my best: Cutikai.

Do days really get shorter and longer?
 
No, they don't. It's daylight savings time, which is 100% illogical.

What if there were no more rhetorical questions?
 
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