Originally posted by MacLegacy
I've just read over at hardmac.com (in French but it's my first language you know..) that an anonymous person who seemed well informed told there would be 11 announcements at MWSF
The 11 Announcements:
1. Do not have false gods. Steve Jobs is your savior.
2. Do not speak Steve Jobs name in vein.
3. Keep holy the day of MWSF.
4. Honor your mouse and keyboard. They will be wireless.
5. Do not su do kill. Our software is stable.
6. Do not use a PC. It is evil.
7. Do not pirate software.
8. Do not lie. Just tell people that they don't need faster computers just yet.
9. Honor your neighbor's Mac, as he has upgradith.
10. Honor your neighbor's iPod, as if you continue to do good deeds and be a dedicated iFanatic, you may one day be able to afford one.
11. Ours always goes to eleven, even if ten could be the highest.