And now . . . a story:
A "new fish" is in the prison cafeteria. Suddenly, an inmate shouts "37!" and everyone laughs. A few minutes later, another inmate shouts "42!" and everyone laughs again. The newbie asks what is going on. An older inmate at his table explains: "well, we have all been in here for so long and heard every joke so many times, we just assigned numbers to the jokes. For example: 67!"
Everyone laughs. Another inmate at the table shouts, "14!" and a few are on the floor unable to control themselves. So the newbie jumps up and shouts:
"57!"
Silence.
The newbie sheepishly sits down and asks the older inmate what happened.
"Well . . . it's the
way you tell it."
Just purchased the NEXT BEST THING to my older Macbook. And it is FASTER!!!!
Okay . . . it boots about the same speed BUT DOCUMENTS LOAD . . . well, they always loaded fast . . . but when I browse it is SO MUCH FASTER
. . . well . . . that is sort of dependent on my internet connection . . . but I AM SURE IT IS FASTER!!!!11!!ELEVENTY!
I am just happy I resisted the urge to spend 10X the price to upgrade the memory from 8 to 16 GB. But I KNOW it will be BETTER when I have 8GB!!11!! FEAR ME!!!
FEAR ME!! .
But . . . I also
know that if I spent half the price of the computer to purchase the 16 GB upgrade . . . it would be EVEN BETTER!
--J.D.