The movie quotes thread

Okay here's another one...I love this one. :D

name: What are your qualifications?
name: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? You think I'm qualified?
 
Sorry, I was put pf town and posted it before I left.

anyway,

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
OK

Here's mine:

  • Person 1: I have to take a pill once every 5 hours or else I feel...funny. Just a stupid thing.

    Person 2: Oh, what's it called?

    Person 1: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.
 
OK, here's mine:
"Something strange happened to me this morning."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No."
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"
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OK, I'm gonna start getting really obscure quotes. From movies you've never heard of. From the 45 minute monologue in the middle by the no-name character who plays no part in the story. :p

Or, in other words, yes. :D
 
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