The Random Quotes Thread

[Bluefusion]

New one: not from my English teacher, but spoken in English class.

"Is everything OK over there?"
"Yeah, she just killed me. It's OK."

(I don't have the exact quote, but it was similar to that... div, do u remember?)

 

[divibisan]

Div, that is the quote direct from my notes
He said "I like your thinking... you're wrong. Well, I sort of see what you mean." but it sounds better if you leave that out

He said that sort of thing many times so i guess he probably said both things, I agree, it does sound better withput the last part

 

[divibisan]

Yeah, i do

"I'm sorry, she just killed me."

Here's another funny quote from a dell monitor

"Monitor is working
out of scan range
change pc setting"

 

[ksv]

A couple of quotes from a previous norwegian prime minister, Thorbjørn Jagland:
-We have won, but we will be back.
-We will be back, but we already are here.
-We placed our foor down and stood on it.
-Now it has gone (walked) wrong way, step by step.
-I think I want to be prime minister again. I want that, because I liked the job.
-I feel with people who don't understand their own words
-This is actually almost like a small kind of war (Jagland as foreign minister in 2001, about the 11. sept. attacks).

It's too easy to become the prime minister in Norway